Friday, February 15, 2008

ppl

So there was this apartment building I delivered to, no numbers. I knocked on one door where I could see this woman walking around in the kitchen. I think it was the most offensive thing that had happened to her since it turned 08. Good God did she chew me out. I apologize, why don't you put some fucking numbers on the door? For rice cakes. I didn't know the pizza man knocking on the wrong door was tantamount to a telemarketer times 8, since its in person.

People. I tell ya.

Friday, February 1, 2008

left lane

That handicap symbol on your license plate doesn't remove you from the responsibility of driving...correctly. Good God, this woman in front of me went a couple mph under the speed limit for a distance (left lane mind you) before finally turning left. But did she use the middle lane for it? No-o, she braked, turned on her blinker, then moved into the center.
I remember reading a study found most people think themselves better than average drivers. I readily accept I'm average. At least, I should be average. But since everyone else is clearly below average, that then makes me truly above average. Since the average isn't all that great.


God help my blood pressure